Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
you made out with another girl for some wings
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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