Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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