We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
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I would go down on you faster than GM stock
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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