You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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