Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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