Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I wish i was in the wii world.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels