I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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