So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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