Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
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Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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