yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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