I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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