Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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