can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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