Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
do nipples grow back?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
Randomize
