just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
My orgasm happened in two different decades
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
