he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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