ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
That accounts for only three of the penises
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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