All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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