Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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