This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I AM VODKA MAN
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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