At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
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Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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