i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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