so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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