i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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