All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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