I got chris browned last night
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
She bit a glass in half.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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