Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
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i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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