Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
It's no shave November. This is our time.