Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
