hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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