it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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