yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
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Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I'm always down for nudity.
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