bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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