i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
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I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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