Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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