If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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