We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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