I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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