Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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