i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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