What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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