oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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