Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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