Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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