Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
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Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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