Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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