ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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