brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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