ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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