I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
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Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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