We're facebook friends in real life
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
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i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me