How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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