It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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