I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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