Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Two words: blizzard sex
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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