If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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