Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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