you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I look better un-naked...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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